Handy handy handy man

Things you quickly clean up before the handyman arrives:

Half chewed tampon your dog ate
Empty wine bottles
your red stained lips
wine glass on the table

your collection of bras (for the big chested gal!)

Things you don't bother with
dog pee pads
bottle of pills for dog
cat toy (for dog)
Paper towels (for cleaning up after dog)
making your bed
Putting away your groceries from the night before