Friday, January 27, 2017

Rotisserie Chicken

Park City 1
We got in to town, checked into our condo, and headed to the box office to get acclimated.  I got to see the “Chase Sapphire Lounge”, my favorite hang out at Sundance, where, if you are a MEMBER, you not only get a sweet water bottle, but you also get COFFEE!!!  Free local food like duck tacos!  Wine tastings with chocolate from 3-5!  A place to charge your device!  It’s right in the middle of Main Street, and it’s AWESOME.

We got screening tickets via a waitlist system and it works out for us almost every time.  There are a number of way you get tickets to Sundance screenings—you can buy a pass, that guarantees admission to every screening, or buy tickets that guarantee entrance to certain “films”, or you can hope that some bigwigs with passes don’t show up, and you get their seat for $20.  That’s how we do it---you log in to the very easy e-waitlist system, and throw your name on the list 2 hours prior to screening. You are then randomly generated a waitlist number (or numbers if you linked to a friend).  Then,  you arrive at the venue, wait in line, and hopefully get in.

Why do I tell you this?  Well, if my blog really takes off, maybe someone will come here via the keyword search of “Sundance without tickets” and I’ll make some money or something.  Oh, and maybe I want to help my fellow human.  CHASE SAPPHIRE CHASE SAPPHIRE

We did get in to a BUNCH of movies, we went to the Chase Sapphire lounge, and we had a very nice meal at Bodega, which is a tapas place.  We also tried to go somewhere for just a glass of wine and were NOT at all HUNGRY but that place doesn’t exist. In Park City, on the main drag, it’s either restaurants, where you have to order food with booze, because of the mormons, or sports bars that are turned into CLUBS during Sundance.

That first day, we also went to the Fresh Market grocery store--and picked up some eat-at-home food.  Last year, I had insisted on getting a rotisserie chicken, and like every time I suggest that food item, everyone scoffs.  But, this lady didn’t grow up in a large family who travels and not pay attention. 

Every winter, ye old Eldridge family would go skiing to the greatest ski resorts within driving distance of Elyria, Ohio.  Holiday valley!  Peek and Peak!  Before we’d go, my dad would gear us up in our snow gear, grab the old-fashioned rake, and teach us how to use the J and T Bar for the rope tows.  He’d drag us through the snow, and we’d hold on as he pulled, simulating the experience of going up the hill in our backyard, getting us used to balancing on our skis, holding on to our poles and the handle of the bar.

It was supposed to teach us so we didn’t waste time falling on the rope tow.

We always drove in the old Shasta Motorhome, and my mom would pack up some fried chicken. 

We’d roll in to Holiday Valley in New York, and Bruce would park the Shasta in the parking lot, and we’d eat our fried chicken.  The next day, my mom would pack it up in a cooler, and we’d leave the cooler in the general BYOFood/Canteen area of the resort, and munch on that for lunch instead of the resort chalet pizza and salty hotdogs. 

It felt like a punishment at the time, sitting in our hand-me-down ski pants, and used ski boots, watching the “rich” kids chow down on fountain drinks and nachos.   

But I now crave chicken in a group snow setting.    And who’s the poor kids that we got to go skiing?  We were fucking lucky to have that opportunity and that our dad had a job.

Plus, old Bruce was always running a scam—he’d by a few lift tickets and attach them to a safety pin or paper clip, and then attach that to a zipper.  We’d pass them back and forth between us, but inevitably, the older three got to ski a lot more, while Kitty and I would guard the chicken cooler, and pretend to enjoy ice skating on the tiny rink.


But, we learned well from old Bruce—and to this day, I am a terrible skier, but I’m really good on a rope tow.

Frump it up

Salt Lake City
I’m sitting in the airport in SLC, waiting for my pals to land so we can head to SUNDANCE!!!  Sometimes on planes, I don’t talk to anyone.  But, this plane was packed with bearded hipsters in beanie caps, flying from LA to SLC so I gabbed it up!  All real sweet guys---friendly, nice and primarily dudes.  I made a new facebook friend!

And now, I’m sitting where I sat last year, and am waiting for the LA folks to stream off the flights, with a parade of uggs, fur vests, swoopy Kardashian wool hats and LV totes.  I love people watching when I am frumpy as hell and don’t give a shit. 


(Or, I probably do give a shit, or why else would I notice that I was frumpy?  HONESTY!!!)

log lines, no big deal

LA3
Class was amazing!!!  Our assignment was to come in with 3 premises for a sitcom, and write them in a “logline”, which is a 1-2 line description of the sitcom.  Teacher was insightful, funny and worked to help us articulate our ideas in a really clear way.


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And the space is a loft in “DTLA”, surrounded by re-done manufacturing facilities and semis mixed in with beemers.  I was looking out the window and saw a letters chiseled into an old brick factory reading “National Biscuit Company”.  Which, I learned on another visit to LA was shortened to “Nabisco”. 

Back to work!