I was out on a walk, after a shitty day of calling unemployment all day and really feeling blue. As I walked, I found an engagement ring on the ground--looked around--and there's a diamond store (or rather, an ethically something something store). I rang the bell and noone answered. (the placard read "one couple at a time" rub it in much? i'm single and looking for love). Anyway, their number to text was on the window, so even though I'm BROKE and haven't yet received $ from my unemployment from being LAID OFF and could use the cash from turning in the ring at a pawn shop, I texted. And am turning in the ring.
UGHHHHH!
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